Ok, this was just way too funny to not write about. I was playing around on the web and ran across this article from back in September of this year.
Man Farts on Cops
I clicked on the link thinking this is going to be hilarious, and it didn't disappoint. But strangely enough, a man farting on cops was not the funniest part. The funniest part was that in addition to charging him for drunk driving, they also charged him with battery of a police officer! WHAT???
Was it the fact that he moved his chair closer to them and raised his leg, or was it that he fanned it in their direction? Or, maybe it because his fart was especially odorous? I guess we'll never know.
The moral of this story--be very careful about who you fan your farts toward. While delivery provides the most humor, it can also get you in a lot of trouble!
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I seem to remember one of the elements of battery involves touching the victim or at least something connected to their body, i.e. something they are holding or wearing. The alleged drunk should probably file a motion to dismiss the battery claim. I could be wrong though...
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